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Monday, February 14, 2011

Video: Japanese spoof on Lady Gaga egg stunt at Grammys


It didn't take long for the Japanese to come up with a very funny spoof video on Lady Gaga's egg entrance at the Grammys. Have a watch.

Dozens ill after Playboy Mansion party


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Dozens of people have been reported suffering with respiratory illnesses after attending a fundraising party at the Playboy Mansion in LA. The Los Angeles Times said there were reports that dozens of people were sickened after the event at the L.A. mansion, but neither the newspaper nor county health officials cited a specific number of cases. I suggest they check the Grotto. Oh pity the bunnies!



Video: 30 foot painting of Lady Gaga suddenly appears in L.A.



Video: Pizzeria serves grubs, snouts, bull penis - Yummy!



Men in drag wreck player's Valentine's Day


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Josue Hernandez, 27, was having one hell of a night out partying with the girls in a Naples, Florida bar. Only .... it turned out they were actually boys. A group of men in drag to be exact. It took Hernandez hours to figure this out, and when he did, he busted up the bar.

Cops also found a 6-inch hunting blade in Hernandez's waistband. He was charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon.

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Photo: Welcome to the Gnathograph


I didn't make this one up! From Modern Mechanix:

"With the aid of the "gnathograph," an instrument as mouth-filling as its name, a dentist's patients may now be assured of a perfect fit for artificial teeth. Fitted to the jaws as shown above, the new device registers the arrangement of the teeth and the direction of the "bite," to guide the dentist in straightening teeth or fitting inlays, crowns, bridges, and plates. Its inventor, Dr. Beverly B. McCollum of Los Angeles, Calif., demonstrates in the picture [below] how the instrument is then mounted for use in tooling a plate to just the right shape to give the most comfortable fit in the mouth."


World alcohol consumption – what we drank


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2005 seems to have been a good year for drinkers. We drank the equivalent of 6.1 litres of pure alcohol per person that year according to the World Health Organization. The biggest boozers: Europeans and the former Soviet states. Moldovans top the scale drinking 18.2 litres each. Moonshine accounts for almost 30 percent of the world's alcohol intake. In the former Soviet states, booze accounts for one in five male deaths. One more note of bad news: Single Malt Scotch has risen in price since 2005!



Be my Valentine: The Liotta-Cooley Artificial Heart, 1969


In honour of Valentine's Day – the world's oldest artificial heart. The patient lived for three days after Dr. Denton A. Cooley performed the first total artificial heart implant in the world April 4, 1969, in Houston. The device was developed by Dr. Domingo Liotta.

Photo courtesy of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History
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Website for Egyptian president "Under Reconstruction"


Best "under construction" website I have seen in a while:


Saudi women in U.S. seek segregation on Facebook


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I wish I was making this up, but it's straight from the Arab News:

"JEDDAH: A 22,000-member group for Saudis studying in the US on the social networking website Facebook has been split into two groups, one for women and one for men. The split follows a request from the group’s female members who wanted extra privacy.


“The separate page for Saudi women is a valid decision. We took it to fulfill the wishes of the Saudi women in the US. We have been contacted by a lot of women asking for their private group,” Majed Aleid, media chair of the “Saudis in the US” group, told Arab News in a letter."

This is just sad beyond belief.  Why even bother coming to the U.S.?


First impression of person made in seven seconds


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NYU researchers have found that we make our first impression of a person within seven seconds of meeting them. Seven seconds! That doesn't give me time to blink seven times, let alone wipe the dribble from my mouth. My suggestion: sneeze. That will buy you at least an extra ten to twenty seconds and make the person reluctant to shake your hand. As well, tell them you can't seem to get rid of that damn bug! Well maybe there is better advice to follow. Try Carol Kinsey Goman at Forbes. She gives much better advice.

One third of Russians believe Sun revolves around earth


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A recent survey in Russia came up with this startling fact: 32 percent of Russians believe the Earth is the center of the Solar system. As well the survey found that 55 percent believe that all radioactivity is man-made and 29 percent believe the first humans lived when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth. Makes you wonder what the schools are teaching there.

On the bright side the survey has a 3.4-percent margin of error, which could bring that first number down to a heartening 28.6 percent!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Video: Groupon pulls Tibet and Save the Whales ads


Groupon has been under fire for their very funny Super Bowl commercials that poked fun at raising awareness for such causes as Free Tibet and Saving the Whales. Well the voices have been heard. The ads have been pulled. Have a look at this great commercial  while you can:

Wife and mother beater shot by vigilante


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In the Bronx .... David Williams, 22, had ten arrests under his belt for beating his mother and girlfriend – mother of his child – when he was shot in the face by a vigilante who intervened when Williams was beating his girlfriend yet again. Witnesses say Williams was beating his 19-year-old girlfriend when a man intervened and told him to stop. Williams told the guy to mind his own business. At that point, the man pulled out a gun and shot Williams in the face and fled.

Williams was rushed to Lincoln Hospital where he died. Hey, sometimes the bad do die young. Let's hope the police aren't looking too hard for the vigilante. If only Charles Bronson was still around ...

Graphic: Grammy winner predictions based on social media chatter


Have a look at this graphic by the Meltwater Group, which used its  Meltwater Buzz tool which tracks social media conversations. See Mashable for more on this. 
Watch 53rd Annual Grammy Awards broadcast tonight at 8 EST on CBS and check the results against the graphic.

Photo: I beat anorexia


Thank-you uber Humor !

Couple uses same recycled Valentine's Day card for 70 years


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There's no chance of 88-year-old Harry Ward of forgetting to pick up a Valentine Day card for his 87-year-old wife Doris this year. He's been using the same card he bought here every year since he splurged on it 70 years ago.

"I bring it out of the cupboard and put it on our mantlepiece every Valentine's Day," Doris said. "It's a special to me now as it was 70-years-ago. Harry has never bought me one since, because I have this one every year."

The card reads, "Two hearts entwine this Valentine. True love makes it sincere". The couple married in 1942.

Photos: Great covers from Rolling Stone Magazine


The Rolling Stone has had some amazing covers over the years. Thanks to EgoTVonline, here is a look at some of the more memorable ones.  Here's a small sample of their collection:




See more covers here.

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Try this Grammy trivia quiz


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From  Fun Trivia –  try your hand at this Grammy trivia quiz. Here are a few sample questions:

• The second Grammy Awards were held in 1960. They honored musical accomplishments by performers for the year 1959. The artist who won is known for being a versatile performer who made the transition to acting. Which singer from New York took record of the Year?

• The 10th Grammy Awards were held February 29th, 1968. They honored releases for the year 1967. Which Jimmy Webb composition took the coveted Record of the Year Grammy for the year for the year of The Summer of Love?

• John Denver hosted the 20th Grammy Awards on February 23rd, 1978. The show was broadcast live. Which group that formed in Los Angeles in the early seventies took home Record of the Year although their song was number one for only one week?

Think you're a quiz master? Take the quiz here.

Graphic: Thing you're getting what you pay for at the grocery store?


Things are shrinking. It's not your imagination. Sizes are getting smaller at grocery stores even if the price is staying the same. Have a look at this graphic by Awesome.good. Click on graphic for full size.

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