The Cry Baby is on sabbatical ....

Monday, February 28, 2011

Video: Former Canadian Defence Minister says aliens warned us about the environment


This is just too bizarre. Former Canadian defence minister Paul Hellyer – and by former I mean 1963 – believes aliens have been making contact with humans for years and have been warning us about the environment. He says humans have always fired on alien craft rather than attempt to approach their inhabitants and understand them.

In a speech (see video below) , Hellyer said: "Decades ago, visitors from other planets warned us about where we were headed and offered to help. But instead we, or at least some of us, interpreted their visits as a threat, and decided to shoot first and ask questions after."

Must be the cold Canadian winters ....

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Small nuclear war could spark global cooling - end global warming


Nukes to the rescue? Not quite. From National Geographic:

 " Even a regional nuclear war could spark "unprecedented" global cooling and reduce rainfall for years, according to U.S. government computer models. Widespread famine and disease would likely follow, experts speculate.

 To see what climate effects such a regional nuclear conflict might have, scientists from NASA and other institutions modeled a war involving a hundred Hiroshima-level bombs, each packing the equivalent of 15,000 tons of TNT—just 0.03 percent of the world's current nuclear arsenal. " 

Then again, maybe global warming isn't that bad. 


Atomic bomb mushroom clouds over Hiroshima (left) and Nagasaki (right)

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Creepy: How to really, really piss people off - bench implants advertising on thighs


I have to guess this is really pissing off he peeps in Auckland, New Zealand. Bad enough they are dealing with the horrific earthquake in Christchurch, now they have to put up with advertising being imprinted on their thighs! Superette, a boutique chain, wanted to promote its short shorts sale. Their ad agency came up with this gem.

From ad agency DDB: "We put indented plates on bus stop, mall, and park benches, so that when people sat down, the message was imprinted on their thighs. This meant that as well as having branded seats, a veritable army of free media was created, with thousands of imprints being created and lasting up to an hour." 

Tom Cruise on Chinese twitter - now he's their Scientology problem


Is Cruise is the first Hollywood star to join the Sina Microblog, a Twitter knockoff service in China? My bet is yes.

From Cruise on Twitter (the wacky Scientologist) We’re having fun talking to you & our new friends at http://t.sina.com.cn/ It’s the Chinese Twitter, but with a lot more functionality, CIO.

I guess they haven't heard of Scientology in China – yet. 

Miracle: Jesus has joined Facebook


Stained glass at St John the Baptist's Anglica...Image via Wikipedia
The world has been waiting and now he's arrived. Jesus is on Facebook. I guess it was inevitable. The second coming. Or is it the third?  Go ahead – like him! (I notice he also likes "Overheard in the newsroom.)

From Wikipedia:
  "Jesus of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Jesus Christ or simply Jesus, is the central figure of Christianity. Most Christian denominations"



Video: Gaggle of geese running down the street - Pâté truck coming?


Just why are these geese doing the sprint down a quiet suburban street? There's a punch lline here somewhere ...

Video: Man builds machine to press buttons on three cellphones remotely – WHY?


Mok Young Bak decided he needed a robotic device to operate three cellphones remotely. He calls his machine the Caduceus. It has one job only - to press every button on the phone via telepresence. The big question is why? Here's the Wikipedia definition of Cauceus. Search for clues: " The caduceus (in English pronounced /kəˈdjuːsiːəs/, /-ʃəs/, from Greek κηρύκειον kērukeion "herald's staff") is the staff carried by HermesGreek mythology. The same staff was also borne by heralds in general, for example by Iris, the messenger of Hera. It is a short staff entwined by two serpents, sometimes surmounted by wings. In Roman iconography it was often depicted being carried in the left hand of Mercury, the messenger of the gods, guide of the dead and protector of merchants, shepherds, gamblers, liars and thieves." in


>>CADUCEUS from Mok.young bacq on Vimeo.

Video: Secret Game Boy transmitter component


I've actually seen this hoax with other products but at least this kid found some dorky glasses to pull it off.

Charlie Sheen's rant animated


Very funny animation by xtranormal of the best parts of Charlie's rant.

The safe sex suit – perfect for Charlie Sheen


Leave it to the French. This is a patent for a "safe sex suit" filed in France. Here's the abstract filed with the patent:

"The present invention concerns a device for protection against transmissible diseases consisting of an outside covering made of a flexible plastic material, preferably transparent, covering a part at least of the body and comprising means (9) for attaching a sheath (4). It also relates to a sheath for implementation on such protection device. Application for combating infectious diseases" 

I hear Charlie Sheen has already ordered a dozen.

Chart: Why the U.S. economy is in the basement


This simple chart from the Business Insider showing the U.S. 2010 financial statement tells the tragic story of the U.S. economy. How many businesses could operate like this?

Video: Solar flare porn


From Nasa: "When a rather large M 3.6 class flare occurred near the edge of the Sun on Feb. 24, 2011, it blew out a gorgeous, waving mass of erupting plasma that swirled and twisted for 90 minutes. NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory captured the event in extreme ultraviolet light. Because SDO images are high definition, the team was able to zoom in on the flare and still see exquisite details. And using a cadence of a frame taken every 24 seconds, the sense of motion is, by all appearances, seamless. "

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Video: Mucho cool – Discovery's final launch seen from an airplane


Very cool viewpoint on the launch that I have never seen before. This from the video poster: "Flying from Orlando, FL I had the rare opportunity to be able to watch Discovery's final launch as it embarks on STS-133."

Some sad advertising from yesteryear: Mom and daughter compete for boyfriend


Ivory Liquid Soap ad crica 1969

FBI trashes $750,000 Ferrari and won't pay up


Ferrari F50 (at MPH)Image by TGIGreeny via Flickr
A Michigan insurance company is suing the FBI claiming it trashed a $750K Ferrari it and won't pay up. It started with an FBI agent "transporting" the Ferrari F50 in Lexington, Kentucky. The agent lost control of the car and crashed into a tree. The insurance company wants more info on the crash and to be paid for the car, but the feds won't cough up the records, their lawsuit claims.

The car was originally stolen from a Pennsylvania dealership in 2003. The dealership submitted a claim and was paid by the insurance company. Five years later the FBI located the car and stored it pending prosecution of the thief. It seems at that point the FBI took the sports car out for a spin and oops .... The feds have refused to pay up, so the insurance company is suing.

Could that agent be named Nicholas Cage?


"All your base are belong to us": Hilarious moon base simulator game


Just watch!

Forget "Bubble Boy" – it's "Bubble House"


The future is here. Just try and figure out where they are hiding the bathroom or maybe they just "hold it" in the future! Click on the image to go to the gallery.

Toddler locked in bank vault for four hours (or a diabolical underworld plot involving midget?)


A 14-month-old girl was locked in a bank vault in Georgia for four hours. The vault was time-locked and thus difficult to open once the girl became trapped. She had wandered away from her mother and grandmother and walked into the back vault unseen by bank employees. When the vault door was closed for the weekend, the child became trapped. Fresh air had to be pumped in to the crying child while a locksmith opened the vault. Police Chief Gene Wilson called it a "very tense scene" . The toddler was freed unharmed. Could this have been a diabolical underworld plot involving a midget? Better check the safety deposit boxes!



Video: How to view the internet in 3-D without glasses


See how you can view the internet in 3-D:



It's a joke of course. Here's how they did it:

Friday, February 25, 2011

Video: Woman picks out her "rape" skirt for clubbing


Watch this short commercial where a woman is getting ready to go out clubbing: