Friday, January 28, 2011
Woman sues Diddy for trillion dollars
WTF - Hey, why didn't I think of doing this! Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing at Diddy for a trillion bucks, claiming he "knocked down the World Trade Center," sexually abused her and her children and stole a casino chip worth "over 100 zillions of dollars." Turks is also claiming that Diddy fathered her child, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years ago. Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and, for some reason, LAPD assault victim Rodney King are named in the suit. She is seeking $900 billion in child support and $100 billion for "loss of income."
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